An existential poem about life's meaning (hint; I didn't figure it out)
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Have I really not posted in a year? Gosh. I'm so sorry. Ah, January, the month where I think I'm finally going to get my life together. Remembered this old-ass joke article from The Onion from six years ago yet... Continue Reading →
I want to lose weight. In fact, I have always wanted to lose weight. Even when I lost a lot of weight there was more to lose. I have never, in my life, wanted or needed to gain weight. So... Continue Reading →
If you've reached this blog hopefully you know what feminity is. Is it not simply the "Summer Magic" feminity song from Disney. Whether or not you want to "catch a beau" like the ladies in the video, feminity is the quality of being female.... Continue Reading →
I just put what's left of my life (best case scenario) into an excel doc. Is this seasonal depression to the next level or just good planning? What do you think?
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